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Nikdo nic moc nehrotil a v\u0161ichni tak n\u011bjak pevn\u011b v\u011b\u0159ili, \u017ee rok 2012 nep\u0159inese \u017e\u00e1dnou zk\u00e1zu lidstva ani \u00faplnou","datePublished":"2023-05-15","dateModified":"2023-05-15","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.elementa.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.elementa.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/87132efef9f5972c3e770e1fb0907fb3dcc1311f82da5f30bffbae0bd81cf8c0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/87132efef9f5972c3e770e1fb0907fb3dcc1311f82da5f30bffbae0bd81cf8c0?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"elementa.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.elementa.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a304144_w2138_t1515100537.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.elementa.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a304144_w2138_t1515100537.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.elementa.cz\/mam-bunkr-psa-i-pusku-a-ted-jeste-tu-valku\/","wordCount":445,"articleBody":"V\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed byla jaksi taksi v\u00a0pohod\u011b. Nikdo nic moc nehrotil a v\u0161ichni tak n\u011bjak pevn\u011b v\u011b\u0159ili, \u017ee rok 2012 nep\u0159inese \u017e\u00e1dnou zk\u00e1zu lidstva ani \u00faplnou anihilaci v\u0161eho \u017eiv\u00e9ho na planet\u011b. Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsme se r\u00e1di navz\u00e1jem \u0161k\u00e1dlili kalend\u00e1\u0159em M\u00e1j\u016f nebo n\u011bjak\u00fdm podivn\u00fdm proroctv\u00edm star\u00fdch mu\u017e\u016f a \u017een z\u00a0minulosti, kte\u0159\u00ed se jen nad\u00fdchali moc vych\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edch plyn\u016f. Zkr\u00e1tka, nebylo to tak \u017ehav\u00e9 a film 2012 nebyl a\u017e takov\u00fdm dokument\u00e1rn\u00edm filmem, jak si mo\u017en\u00e1 n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1li.\u00a0Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b tohle v\u0161echno nebr\u00e1nilo jin\u00fdm si tro\u0161ku na strachu hrstky bohat\u00fdch p\u0159ilep\u0161it, dali hlavy dohromady a vymysleli spoustu hloupost\u00ed, za kter\u00e9 by takov\u00ed lid\u00e9 dali majlant.\u00a0\tBunkrVid\u011bl jsem v\u00a0televizi a na internetu n\u011bkolikero reklam r\u016fzn\u00fdch spole\u010dnost\u00ed: \u201eUchra\u0148te sebe a svou rodinu, kupte si atomov\u00fd kryt!\u201c. Opomeneme fakt, \u017ee v\u00a0posledn\u00ed dob\u011b, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b v\u00a0Americe, bych se t\u011bch nukle\u00e1rn\u00edch hlavic p\u0159ece jen trochu b\u00e1l (kouk\u00e1me se na tebe, Severn\u00ed Koreo). Kdo by necht\u011bl takov\u00fd atomov\u00fd kryt, s\u00a0j\u00eddlem a pit\u00edm na dvacet let a spoustou \u010dasu str\u00e1ven\u00e9ho \u010dten\u00edm kn\u00ed\u017eek a star\u00fdch komix\u016f. Kde jen jsou ty dobr\u00e9 budouc\u00ed \u010dasy, \u017ee ano. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 byli schopni za takov\u00e9 bunkry klidn\u011b vyt\u0159\u00edskat cel\u00e9 sv\u00e9 \u00faspory, aby se je pot\u00e9 o p\u00e1r let pozd\u011bji sna\u017eili prodat dal\u0161\u00edm ustra\u0161enc\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed se nyn\u00ed boj\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b pana Kima a jeho raket dalek\u00e9ho dost\u0159elu.\u00a0\tPodivn\u00e9 nafukovac\u00ed kouleAno je to tak, z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u00e9 koule, do kter\u00fdch se schov\u00e1te a ony v\u00e1s p\u0159enesou p\u0159es jakoukoliv zk\u00e1zu, nemoc a utrpen\u00ed ladn\u00fdm kut\u00e1len\u00edm a\u017e do postapokalyptick\u00e9ho r\u00e1je brzk\u00e9ho probuzen\u00ed nov\u00e9ho lidstva A \u017ee tomu n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 v\u011b\u0159ili. Prodalo se n\u011bkolik tis\u00edc kus\u016f.\u00a0A existuje toho je\u0161t\u011b spousta, \u010deho se lid\u00e9 v\u00a0t\u00e9 dob\u011b nemohli naba\u017eit. Teda n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed, p\u0159ece jen je to p\u00e1r procent, v\u011bt\u0161in\u011b to bylo tak n\u011bjak jedno. A mo\u017en\u00e1 dob\u0159e ud\u011blali, co s\u00a0nafukovac\u00ed koul\u00ed nebo bunkrem? Mo\u017en\u00e1 by se to hodilo tak maxim\u00e1ln\u011b na n\u011bjakou party nebo poveden\u00fd vt\u00edpek. Jinak to zkr\u00e1tka byly finance, kter\u00e9 let\u011bly oknem pouze ze strachu. A p\u0159ece jen, co by to byl za \u017eivot, sed\u011bt a \u010dekat v\u00a0bunkru, a\u017e um\u0159e jeden hladem.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        3.9\/5 - (19 votes)        "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"M\u00e1m bunkr, psa i pu\u0161ku\u2026 a te\u010f je\u0161t\u011b tu v\u00e1lku","item":"https:\/\/www.elementa.cz\/mam-bunkr-psa-i-pusku-a-ted-jeste-tu-valku\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]